Teacher: When is your birthday?
Student: November 26
Teacher: What day is November 26 on?
Student: (Looking closely at the calendar) Hmm. It's on Monday. But on my calendar at home it's on Sunday.
Teacher: Is your calendar at home this year's calendar?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: Then it should also be on Monday.
Student: No no, my birthday on my calendar is on a different day because my calendar at home is bigger than yours.....( sigh )...it is SO hard to teach teachers.
Can YOU repeat all 66 books of the Bible by memory?